Wednesday, November 23, 2011

How do you talk your spouse out of bying a cow? We have 3 monitors and 3 dogs... When is enough, enough???

We have 21 goats, NO my husband has 21 goats, and he can't explain what he's going to do with them. If your spouse has a plan for the cow, maybe it's a good idea!How do you talk your spouse out of bying a cow? We have 3 monitors and 3 dogs... When is enough, enough???
You could try to get someone to offer him a magic bean instead.......How do you talk your spouse out of bying a cow? We have 3 monitors and 3 dogs... When is enough, enough???
When you run out of space and time to care for them
maybe 3 cows? seems she likes 3's so i'd be expecting 2 more. lol
Just say no
LOL... I really have no idea.


We have dozens of snakes, 6 crested geckos(and more coming tomorrow) , 13 dogs, 2 cats, 20 bearded dragons and we are getting some chameleons, too so I know how you feel.





Try talking to him about the cow. Tell him how uninterested you are and what your concerns are. Hopefully, your husband will respect your input.





Good Luck!
Well I tried, but first he wanted 5 as a hobby, then another 20 turned up, then another 75 arrived! We now have 85 cows, 20 yearlings and 60 odd calves this year, and another 20 odd due during the next month or two.





What I should of done was ask do you want your cows, or your love life to continue.
i can tell u one thing 4 sure.U CAN NEVER HAV ENOUGH PETS.i have 2 birds on e dog a horse 4 fish a duck a cow and a turtle and im only 13.so just say that u need a cow.because u want one.thats wat i said.
apparently according to family members when i was three i wanted a cow for my b-day. i never got one. now i am bitter and resentful don't let my fate befall your wife


HAVE A COW, MAN
I'm trying to talk mine out of buying a llama. Good luck!
do you live in a town that will let you keep a cow ??? (if not, theres your answer..)


Do you have the money to feed a cow...clean up after a cow (they poop a lot and it SMELLS)???


Whos going to milk the cow ??? (or are you keeping it as a pet ?)


Do you have enough room for a cow ???


Whos going to groom the cow ???





hit your husband with all these questions...I bet he gives up, just to get some peace...good luck !!!
Why does he want a cow? If he does get one, make HIM milk it.
depends... how big is your apartment?





Seriously though, milk is a good reason. We moved to the country when I was a child and eventually stopped buying milk from the local farmer and bought a goat instead. If you have good fences, a goat is a good alternative to a cow - takes up less space, interacts with you more, and gives just the right amount of milk for a family of four. did you also know that you have to breed the animal every year to maintain the milk supply - so if you have to track down bulls and dispose of calves that becomes a bit of a hassle ...





Oh, and enough is enough if you can't afford to feed them, house them, care for them or have them properly treated by the vet.
Wow! The man of my dreams! I keep getting pets of many species too,but no snakes!

How did you and your spouse meet? How did you break the ice the first time you met?

We met through a dating service.





Thing were pretty awkward until I bit down on a tomato and sprayed juice in a nice, wide arc, across the table and into his eye.





All the best.How did you and your spouse meet? How did you break the ice the first time you met?
I met my husband through my neighbours - whenever they had a function on he was there - I was divorced from my 1st husband and always had my 4 kids with me so it took a while for anything to happen but he always played with my kids and made a huge effort to help - he would even pop in and change my light globes, fix my heater etc.





After about 6 months we officially got together and married 18 months later.How did you and your spouse meet? How did you break the ice the first time you met?
I first met my husband when I turned up for an audition for the band we were both in. The band went overseas and we all lived together for about 6 months overseas, I had a major crush on him the whole time but I was too embarrassed to say anything %26amp; I never thought he would be interested in me. Plus we were kind of told by our manager at the time that there was to be no hanky panky between band members so I never did anything about my feelings. Eventually my feelings turned into love for him and It was killing me inside and it all became too much for me, I decided I was going to leave the band and go home and the night I was going to tell him he told me that he had feelings for me. We have never been apart since that night and 5 years later now married with a little one on the way.
We met at the dental office I worked at. He was a patient and I called him and asked if he wanted to go out sometime on a dare from the other girls at the office and he called back and asked me out. We have been married for five years now and have two beautiful daughters.
i had a few of those dating sites and was about to give up on guys for a while. i decided to check my messages one last time. i saw that i had a message from a cute guy named wasupguy. we had emailed each other a few times but it had been a few days so i figured he had given up so i had too. when i looked at the message he said he was sorry that it had been a few days and he left his number for me. i called him and we decided to meet in person that day at sonic. he was and still is at this point in time a marine so i figured it would be ok to meet at sonic. i had my daughter with me since we were going to get our pics done for. when i saw him step out of the car i thought he was kind of nerdy but then i decided after watching him interact with my daughter who was 2.5 that i wanted to be with him forever. that was february 5, 2008. we got engaged march 27, 2008 and have yet to set a date. hes getting out of the military and is going to be a state trooper in south carolina.





we plan to have 2 boys and a big dog on the future to go along with our 3 year old. he claims her as his since they have bonded. i get kicked out of the living room during their movie time all the time.





i love him and he loves me.....i never actually thought i would find someone as great as he is. although he does irritate the **** out of me.
Met in church when we were like 14. We did not get along at that time. We did not run in the same circles at all. We ended up going to the same high school and never talked there either. He was much more popular than I was.





Then I saw him when I came home for the holidays over Christmas at church. I said ';hi';and remarkably he said ';hi'; back. I ask him if wanted to sit down. He sat with me and we became friends. A few weeks later we started to date. That was over 15 years ago and we have been together ever since.
My husband %26amp; I met when he was at the mall with friends and I worked in the wig store helping cancer patients. Though he had no business needing a wig he came in %26amp; tried on a bright yellow one to make me laugh. We started dating %26amp; were married 6 months later. We have a 4.9 year old, 22 month old %26amp; I am in my first trimester with #3!
In a bar. A guy I once dated walked in; to avoid him I walked up to this nice looking guy. I asked if he was there with anyone. Then said that I was avoiding ';that guy'; and asked if he act like he knew me. I never gave my name or any other information; trying to be careful.





Two weeks later he needed a date to a frat party. A frat brother, that I knew (from high school) and saw us that night asked why not ask me. So bang; he had a name, number, and address. The next weekend I go home - guess who shows up?
We met through a mutual friend at a party. I got drunk and started making out with him. From there it was history....








how is someone gonna give me a thumbs down on how i met my husband. we are happily married with 3 children-you people need to grow up
We met in a club. I went there with some girls after a softball game and they all kind of split and left me standing there. I was not used to being in clubs. He asked me if I wanted to dance and I said I would rather sit down and talk. We have been married for 26 years.
We met at work. I just told my grandparents (who I lived with) that I met someone great and I was bringing him home for them to meet. We've now been married 8 years, have a 7 year old son, 4 year old daughter and I am 22 weeks with our third and final baby girl.
I was wearing a gorilla suit and was passing out bananas (long story why). He wanted to find out who was wearing the stupid suit on the hottest day of the year. We became friends and eventually started dating. Married about two years later. Been married 20 years next week!
I met him at a bar in downtown Nashville. His friend bet him that he couldn't take me home, and his friend lost. Ever since then, we've been together. I guess the ice was just broken from too much to drink.
in college. been married for 10 years next week.



Would you drink a warm glass of liquid diahrrea to save your spouse's life?

my gf said shes not sure and now im thinking of calling off the engagement.





ladies woukld you drink a poopshake for your man???Would you drink a warm glass of liquid diahrrea to save your spouse's life?
hell to the no thats freaking gross...Would you drink a warm glass of liquid diahrrea to save your spouse's life?
The ? is would you?
wtf o.0
Eww, no. Why would you ever need to. Really?
You should be ashamed of yourself for even considering breaking up with her because of that. I'm sure, if put in that situation, she would do it. But if you two are sitting on the couch, and you randomly say ';Would you drink a poop shake for me?'; of course she'll say no. Find a real reason to leave her.
lmfao!!!


this makes me shed tears of laughter
1 Girl One Cup





Ewwwww





Yeah i love him to death but the muthafcuker better do the same if he was in that situation





:D
No.
Poopshake. LMFAO.





No, I would not.
THAT WOULD BE DUMB IF YOU DID!!!
no, i'll find a new spouse, a spouse that doesn't get into situations that require me to drink diarrhea
not as a joke


but i would to save his life.
I don't have a spouse. :D Or a man right now. LOL
OMFG, when I saw this question I bursted out laughing
Uhh would you?


Now that IS the question.
I'm a guy, but no
how is it gonna help your gf in the first place?
no
why would u ask her that....i dont think you would either.
No. I wouldnt do that to save my own life!
lol poopshake.








hell naw. I wouldn't even drink warm soda for that.





jk
can i rip my taste buds off first?

How can I prepare my spouse for labor?

My spouse is in Iraq and wont be home until 1 week before I'm due. Are there any websites for men to learn about labor %26amp; how they can help?





What would you do?How can I prepare my spouse for labor?
My hubby was in AIT when I was pregnnat and got home 2 weeks before birth. I sent him a book called Preparing for Fatherhood. I saw it the other day in the bookstore. The front is black and white striped man's shirt.





It talks about the need to knows like contractions, what to look for, and the other stuff like mood swings how to help out with the new baby, ways to give mom a break.





Is he gonna be back just for r%26amp;r? Or fo rgood? If for r%26amp;r I would suggest having lots of help with cooking from others and housework. That way you 3 will have th emost time together. Cos those first couple weeks are a blur anyways and hyou wanna enjoy them before he heads back.





Best of luck. You can email me if you ever wanna chat cos I know exactly how hard it was. My husband got deployed when our sonw as 9 days old.How can I prepare my spouse for labor?
There's books at walmart for dads to be that they can see what you are going through each week and it will help them inderstand labor and all there is to come.
What to expect can be helpful they have tips for Dad too.


The bradley method can also help him help you lol
really the only thing i can suggest is explain everything to him.
go to youtube.com and type in child birth class. hope this helps
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    It would depend on how long they were married.....if the marriage was good until this point.





    If there are children involved.





    If they still loved each other and if the spouse who cheated was willing to do whatever was necessary to fix the marriage.





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    all depends on the couple, what their morals/beliefs are and how they handled finding out about the affair....maybe they just can't stand what happened, get past the issue and it hurts unbelievably much....other than that idk what to tell you....my grandfather and then my step grandfather left because they felt that they were the problem and that they needed to both get out of the marriage to allow my grandmother to be happy.... this being said she's married to #3....and we hope for the best. she's in her mid 60s, we hope that this one lasts....
    AFTER ALL YOU'VE GONE THROUGH, IT HAS TO BE


    AGAPE LOVE.
    You make a decision if you could ever trust again. We can forgive but many cant forget.
    I am staying with my husband after he had an affair. He said some horrible things about me to this girl and even asked her to marry him and told her that he loved her. I don't trust him, I will not be able to forgive him, and I think about it constantly. But... I love him. Love has a lot to do with it in a lot of the cases.
    Simple ..........trust believe me when that goes nothing will bring it back